This is getting ridiculous…
No THIS is a banana phone.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
ur url is spermbanker
The National Geographic one gets me all the time.
this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing